A TALE OF TWO FEELINGS............. GUESS WHO CAME BACK!!!!!

****hurrying into the room****

****carelessly peeling off socks and shoes****

****grabs tab from bed where it was charging****

Ahhhhh!!!!

My people, I happy no be small, in fact, the way body take de sweet me, e dey do me like say make I begin dance azonto, etigi, and shoki, all at the same time. 

ANDERSON DON COME BACK!

ELIMINATION SHOW.......OH MY.......COULD IT BE TRUE?

***slouches into the room***
***drops bag on the bed***
***slumps***
***sad***



Ah.
My people, if una see wetin happen for show today, kai, una go follow me de cry as i de cry.

AFTER the Hits, Here Comes The HEAT!!!!!!!

*****fanning self seriously*****
****puts fan down to type****
*** adjusts laptop screen***
**flexes fingers**
*yawns*





my people,make una no vex for me o, una know say amebo no be work, say e get another thing wey I dey do to take dey make my daily puff-puff,

NAIJA WEEK........... NAIJA WEAK!

Ehen,
*looks round to be sure*
*adjusts chair*


My people,

Una hear wetin happen for Project Fame?
Naija week turn to Naija Weak

ELIMINATION SHOW 2: AS E TAKE HAPPEN, OR HOW IT WENT DOWN

   
PLENTY THINGS DEY HAPPEN O, MY PEOPLE,



Na wah o, my people, shey una see wetin happen for this weekend show so?

No be small thing o. This Project fame sef, the thing wey de happen inside, no be one person mouth go talk am finish. For the last elimination show, six people bin dey probation:

Hmmm... NAIJA HITS WEEK IN MTN PROJECT FAME SEASON 8.0

*sits in corner*

*looks round to ensure no one notices*

*whips out iPad*

Ah, my people, e go hard o, this week own, e go heavy well well, guess what?

Na Naija week!

Birthday Felicitations....

B
I
K
O 

Six Contestants On Probation? Wahala Dey, Apparently!

**enters room**

**drops shovel and headpan**

**heads for table**

**sits gingerly and opens laptop**

..................

...............

Ehen, my people, sorry for my rumpled appearance, I was out digging. Yes o! Digging. I have been digging. A new week has begun, and I know you will be disappointed if I do not bring something new, so ........ Here goes:

Six guys are on probation, SIX!!!!

VIDEO: Something's cooking inside the Academy.....

That Igbo Boy in the academy, the Container man, Chike is involved in something o!  The handsome engineer is seemingly involved in a small something with another of the contestants, namely... No,
no, I won't tell. You'll have to figure that out by yourself when you watch the video. You will have to pardon the poor video quality, but then, this is is a blog, and there are such things as file size limits. Oya, I have bored you enough, see video after the cut, as Linda Ikeji would fondly say:

ELIMINATION SHOW #1.............

***** THE GUY CODE: JENNIFER AND DEBORAH booted out of the Academy*****

In a surprise twist, the TWO GHANAIANS , RICHIE and KUMI, got saved by the Faculty and the rest of the Contestants in the Academy. At this evening's Elimination Show, the five contestants who were up for probation had their fates decided in a most remarkable way.

VIDEO: Dehinde and Tejiri in War of Words... Or could it be Fighting Attraction?

                                **********WE BRING YOU DRAMA! **********

Attention Dear Readers, we're about to make history, our roving eye camera just captured a sneak peek into some recent happenings in the Academy, and we are proud to be the first to bring them to you.


Is there an attraction building between Deinde and Tejiri, or is it a mutual dislike? Watch this video, and leave a comment.

REHEARSAL PHOTOS.........

                                *****  MORE PHOTOS REVEALED *****
That rehearsal, inside the studio, in preparation for the #EliminationShow, when some people will wave us goodbye, and carry bags and go. while others get more serious. the game is beginning to heat up, and we will try to keep you posted. I checked the cameras again, and I have a few more pictures to tickle you with........

*****First time ever, CCTV footage, from rehearsals *****

                       


My People, how far na? Make una no vex jare, i hear say una de miss me, Oya, I don show! See me here, I de shine!
I get good news for una, I bring pictures from the spy camera wey I hide for one side for one corner like that.

FIRST TIME IN HISTORY!!!!!!!! EJIMA INSIDE ACADEMY ?

Eheeeen, my people, how una dey? 

Meeeehn, if una helep me see wetin happen for Project fame live show yesterday,   the thing go taya you as e take taya me sef. 

Na so we dey o, inside Project Fame show, de watch the contestants dem dey sing, na so dem say dem wan call the people wey bin no make am, wey dem say make dem do another song put for Youtube, say na Wildcard audition, na so the girls dem waka enter.

SO UNA SAY UNO NO SABI WHERE UNA GO DE WATCH AM FROM, ABI?

*peers at screen of android smartphone*
*presses phone a few times*
*opens laptop  and restores from hibernation*




My people, my people,
How far na?
How the hustle de go?
Shey Nepa and associated issues de still de allow una de relax small small?

COUNTDOWN TO THE FIRST EVER PROJECT FAME SEASON 8 EVICTION SHOW........

 

*takes excuse from work*

*sneaks to the toilet and locks door*

*brings out phone and checks app for spy camera*

*whips out headphones*

*opens new note in notepad*

Chai, my people, how una dey na? I bin miss una o!

No mind these people dem, but I dey kampe, the fact say I still dey here dey write for una just mean say whatever them dey do to stop me, E no dey work!!

  

So I de here now, and I get big question to ask una,

ACADEMY LOADING..........

*stretches*
*yawns*
*reaches for coffee*
*sips small, sips again*
*drops it carefully to avoid spilling it on laptop*
*carries up laptop.......*


Eheeeeen, my people, i de greet o, how e de be na?